Republican Assholes (aka Oil Industry Whores): DRILL BABY DRILL!!! DRILL BABY DRILL!!!

And this is still a viable political party how?

Yes, a percentage of Americans really are that dumb.

The Republican Asshole Party died today. June 17, 2010. Stick an oily fork in 'em. They're toast.

Next the people will come with torches and pitchforks. Or make that tar and feathers.

Maybe England will give them amnesty.

We all know now that Republicans are Assholes. That they're corrupt. That they're idiots. But to see one apologize to BP? Oh, man, THAT'S insane

In some ways I feel sorry for Republicans.

I mean, they have to live with themselves, knowing that they crashed the economy, and ruined millions of lives all over the world.

They have to know by now that they launched an illegal, immoral, reckless and stupid war for oil in Iraq, costing Americans over $1 trillion and leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of innocents.

And now, they're the party that APOLOGIZED TO BRITISH PETROLEUM. After two corrupt oil men seized the White House and led the country to ruin, one of their stooges was stupid enough to APOLOGIZE TO FUCKING BRITISH PETROLEUM, AFTER THE WORST ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER IN US HISTORY.

Yes, Republicans are Assholes. Yes, they're corrupt. Yes, they're brain-dead idiots.

But damn.

Seriously.

Damn.

Americans forgive and forget easily. Hopefully they don't forget so quickly that Republicans are Assholes. And that they led America to ruin.

Criminals.

Assholes.

Ignorant fools.

Republicans 2.0. Ready to heap even more damage on a clueless world.

Seriously. How stupid are American voters?

Seriously. How stupid are American voters?

We'll find out soon...

FUCK YOU DICK CHENEY. REPUBLICAN ASSHOLE. AND FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO VOTED FOR HIM AND HIS ILK.

Shame.

Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

The Companies That Destroyed America: BP. Goldman Sachs. Countrywide. Lehman Brothers. And yes, the Republican Corporate Whore Asshole Party.

Shame.

Shame on them.

Shame on the voters.

Shame on all Republicans, past, present and future.

You crashed your economy. You polluted your shores. You ruined millions of lives. You brought the country to ruin.

And yet, you're still out there. Lurking. Waiting in the wings, ready to do even more damage, plotting how you can con the fools. Again.

Yes, Americans are this stupid. They let you do it once, and they may very well let you do it again.

Tragic.

Absolutely tragic.

And the rest of us pay the price.

What happens when you put the country in the hands of Dick Cheney for eight years? Republicans are Assholes, but the voters got what they deserved.

Economic collapse - check.

Illegal and immoral war, designed for war-profiteers like Cheney's Halliburton - check.

The biggest environmental disaster in US history - check.

Enrichment of Wall Street traders and the ultra-rich - check.

Dick Cheney laughing all the way to the bank - check.

Millions of lives destroyed - check.

Shame on you, American voters. Shame a million times over.