Glenn Beck is a Republican Asshole. No, scratch that. He's just a con man, laughing all the way to the bank

Read the Salon piece, and you'll understand.

Sucker born every minute.

When do we get to win some free money?

Republican Assholes: Untied, Infromed Morans

Don't believe in evolution - check.

Don't believe in the big bang - check.

Don't go to college or university - check.

Comfortable in their cloak of ignorance - check.

Assholes.

Ignorant, uneducated Assholes.

Video of Republican Asshole Bill O'Reilly's award acceptance speech to "value voters" getting interrupted by the cold, hard, sick and twisted truth

"While Bill O'Reilly's wife was pregnant with his child, Mr. O'Reilly was telling a vunerable young woman saying things like "I would be rubbing your *****, I would be rubbing your *****, and then my hand would go down to your ******'. Why is this man here?"

And of course, that was too much for the "value voters" to hear about their conservative values awardee. So they kicked the truth out of the room like a stale falafel, so they could go on pouring that warm an safe stream of Fox News ignorance upon themselves.

The O'Reilly Tapes | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

OK, maybe Republicans aren't Assholes. Maybe they're just stupid. And ignorant. And misinformed. And really scary, like this guy.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Fox-News-Flamed-Ignorance + White Rage + Busted Economy = ???

Republican Assholes stole Ron Paul's "Tea Party" movement. Republican Assholes stole the Bible's "Jesus" figure. What will they steal next?

WWJD, according to Republican Assholes?

Help the sick? Nope. No way.

Promote businesses and the rich over the poor? Of course! Jesus was all that!

Fight for the rights of the downtrodden, the ostracized, the discriminated, the needy? Nope. No chance.

Passionately care more about your neighbor than yourself? Hell no! Me me me!!!

Launch premeditated, unjustified, pre-emptive wars of choice? F*CK YEAH! KILL THE ARABS!

Love? NO! HATE!!!!

Where is the Christian Left? Because all I see are Republican Asshole Christian Right anti-Jesus-masquerading-as-pro-Jesus dickwads.

FLASH: THIS JUST IN - REPUBLICANS AREN'T JUST ASSHOLES. THEY'RE BAT-SHIT CRAZY TOWN IDIOT INSANE CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST CULT MEMBER WHACK JOBS

And to think, they were in charge of the United States of America for a few years.

The damage was severe, their party of cult members is now in ruin, but judging from their recent behavior, they're not going anywhere fast.

Except to the gun shop to buy more bullets.

Soon, I'm afraid, very soon, these kinda-funny, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Dick Armey, desperate, corrupt, paranoid and out-of-power looney-tunes won't be so funny anymore.

Be afraid America.

Republican Assholes are going to try to take the country down with their now-dead party.

Republicans are Assholes. And I hope these people don't reproduce.

I blame the American education system.

Producing a nation of ignorant, undereducated, Republican Assholes.

Fuck Joe Wilson. Fuck Republican Assholes.

Wilson proved the point that being a Republican Asshole gets you noticed. And also got him over $1 million in donations from fellow GOP Assholes as a reward for his Assholeness.

The result? Expect more Assholeness from the Republicans of course. Assholeness pays after all. Assholeness is in.

Fame. Fortune. Assholeness.

You ain't seen nothin' yet. There are no more adults left in the room for the GOP. Just a bunch of Joe Wilsons.

Assholes.

"They're (Republicans are) assholes" - Van Jones

No truer words have ever been spoken.

Ever.

I think it's pretty obvious by now. Kanye West must be a Republican. How else could he be the biggest Asshole in the world?

I think Sean Hannity should name Kanye West an Honorary Republican Asshole, even if he's politically unaffiliated. He's the perfect representation.

The same type of Asshole behavior exhibited by Mr. West is what we see from Mr. Beck, Mr. Hannity, Mr. Boehner, Ms. Coulter, Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Lott, Mr. Armey, Mr. Cheney and all the others.

Ignorant. Hateful. Mean. Assholes.

You can fool some of 'em some of the time. You can fool Fox-News-watching "misinfromed" Republican Assholes, well, all of the time.

The GOP - a party of ignorant, under-educated, misinfromed misinformed, religious-zealot, bad-speller imbeciles.

Yup. That's a good base. That's a real winning strategy. Nice job Karl Rove.

I don't think they'll go peacefully. The damage may be severe as they slink away. So be careful.

This tide of ignorance and incompetence will now recede, never to return. Sarah Palin and Sean Hannity will now lead their ignorant charges over the final cliff.

Don't stand in their way.

And especially look out for the bad spellers. That's a tell you should recognize every time.

You almost have to feel sorry for Sarah Palin / Rush Limbaugh / Sean Hannity/Fox News Republican Assholes.

They'll never return to power.

Never.

Watching this orgy of defeated anger and overt racism, you almost have to feel sorry for 'em.

Almost.

Lindsay Graham - Asshole

Interviewed by Chris Wallace - Asshole. On the network of choice for Assholes - Fox News.

I'm having a tough time trying to come up with a Republican who's NOT an asshole.

George Bush. Ignorant Asshole.

Dick Cheney. Evil Asshole.

Joe Wilson. Asshole.

Sarah Palin. Major Asshole.

Glenn Beck. Prima Donna Grade A Asshole.

Rush Limbaugh. Self Enriching Asshole.

John Boehner. Straight-Out-of-Central-Casting Asshole.

Dick Armey. Corrupt Piece-of-Shit Asshole.

Ann Coulter. Herpes Asshole.

Sean Hannity. Asshole-of-all-Assholes.

The GOP is full of so many assholes, it's impossible to find one that's not a white, angry, evil, dick-wad of an ass.

Just one.

This may be the most hated political party of all time. An entire party full of assholes. Incompetent. Ignorant. Mean. Angry. Hopeless. Liars. Assholes.

Good riddance.

Message to the Fox News "Tea Partiers": Where where you when Bush passed the Patriot Act? Where where you when he was eroding our civil liberties?"

"Oh, yeah, that's right, you were right behind him, patting him on the back."

You gotta love Republicans. They say the love the Constitution. They love personal liberties. They love limited government.

And they supported George W. Bush, the most anti-Constitution, anti personal liberty, big-government president in the past 100 years.

Idiots.

Assholes.

Ignorant.

The new face of the KKK

Get the feeling Fox News is on 24x7 at this house?

Why do all ignorant rednecks look the same?

Gotta feeling this kid ain't heading to Harvard any time soon. Manning the deep fryer is most likely in the cards.

Republicans Are Assholes. Any Questions?