Saturday, September 19, 2009

Republican Assholes stole Ron Paul's "Tea Party" movement. Republican Assholes stole the Bible's "Jesus" figure. What will they steal next?


WWJD, according to Republican Assholes?

Help the sick? Nope. No way.

Promote businesses and the rich over the poor? Of course! Jesus was all that!

Fight for the rights of the downtrodden, the ostracized, the discriminated, the needy? Nope. No chance.

Passionately care more about your neighbor than yourself? Hell no! Me me me!!!

Launch premeditated, unjustified, pre-emptive wars of choice? F*CK YEAH! KILL THE ARABS!

Love? NO! HATE!!!!

Where is the Christian Left? Because all I see are Republican Asshole Christian Right anti-Jesus-masquerading-as-pro-Jesus dickwads.

1 comment:

Andy Breslin said...

Well said! While not a Christian myself, I must say he's a pretty good role model in most cases, and people could do much worse than to ask "what would Jesus do?" And he sure as hell wouldn't vote Republican. He probably wouldn't vote Democrat or anything else either. He'd be too busy feeding the hungry, healing the sick, comforting the afflicted and otherwise doing everything that is the complete opposite of everything the modern GOP stands for.