Saturday, September 19, 2009
Republican Assholes stole Ron Paul's "Tea Party" movement. Republican Assholes stole the Bible's "Jesus" figure. What will they steal next?
WWJD, according to Republican Assholes?
Help the sick? Nope. No way.
Promote businesses and the rich over the poor? Of course! Jesus was all that!
Fight for the rights of the downtrodden, the ostracized, the discriminated, the needy? Nope. No chance.
Passionately care more about your neighbor than yourself? Hell no! Me me me!!!
Launch premeditated, unjustified, pre-emptive wars of choice? F*CK YEAH! KILL THE ARABS!
Love? NO! HATE!!!!
Where is the Christian Left? Because all I see are Republican Asshole Christian Right anti-Jesus-masquerading-as-pro-Jesus dickwads.
Posted by blogger at 1:10 AM