Friday, June 17, 2011

Andrew Breitbart - having sex with male prostitutes while snorting lines of cocaine?



Inquiring minds want to know

Oh, yes, 2012 will be fun.

I'm back bitches.

Friday, October 8, 2010

2006 - 2014 - The Death of the Republican Party (while nobody was watching)

I'll miss the Republicans.

Assholes.

Corrupt lobbyists.

Oilmen.

Military Industrial Complex.

Real Estate Industrial Complex.

Fake Jesus Freaks.

Assholes.

History will be brutal. Fox News will eventually be overtaken. The Democrats will also go away. But oh, the Republicans. Oh, yes, they'll have their special place in political hell.

Enjoy your last hurrah in 2012 Republican Assholes. In the last year where Americans didn't have a real choice. Corrupt incompetent Democrats vs. Republican Assholes. Oh, yes, won't this be fun.

Goodbye Republican Assholes. Hope you enjoyed the run.

Good riddance.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Glenn Beck. Goldline. Scam Artists. Feeding on the Sucker Born Every Minute.


A good percentage of Americans are dumb.

Always have been. Always will be.

And you can make a bunch of money fooling these stupid people.

Always has been the case. Always will be.

Glenn Beck is a smart guy. Smart like a fox.

Glenn Beck has tapped into stupid America, and he's making a mint.

A mint.

Glenn Beck and Goldline. F*cking America, one idiot at a time.

The Republican Tea Party has no shame. And Glenn Beck?

History will not be kind.

Want gold?

Buy GDX.

Want the truth?

Turn off Glenn Beck and Fox GOP News.

Sucker born every minute.


Monday, July 5, 2010

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Republican Assholes (aka Oil Industry Whores): DRILL BABY DRILL!!! DRILL BABY DRILL!!!



And this is still a viable political party how?

Yes, a percentage of Americans really are that dumb.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

The Republican Asshole Party died today. June 17, 2010. Stick an oily fork in 'em. They're toast.


Next the people will come with torches and pitchforks. Or make that tar and feathers.

Maybe England will give them amnesty.

We all know now that Republicans are Assholes. That they're corrupt. That they're idiots. But to see one apologize to BP? Oh, man, THAT'S insane



In some ways I feel sorry for Republicans.

I mean, they have to live with themselves, knowing that they crashed the economy, and ruined millions of lives all over the world.

They have to know by now that they launched an illegal, immoral, reckless and stupid war for oil in Iraq, costing Americans over $1 trillion and leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of innocents.

And now, they're the party that APOLOGIZED TO BRITISH PETROLEUM. After two corrupt oil men seized the White House and led the country to ruin, one of their stooges was stupid enough to APOLOGIZE TO FUCKING BRITISH PETROLEUM, AFTER THE WORST ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER IN US HISTORY.

Yes, Republicans are Assholes. Yes, they're corrupt. Yes, they're brain-dead idiots.

But damn.

Seriously.

Damn.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Americans forgive and forget easily. Hopefully they don't forget so quickly that Republicans are Assholes. And that they led America to ruin.



Criminals.

Assholes.

Ignorant fools.

Republicans 2.0. Ready to heap even more damage on a clueless world.

Seriously. How stupid are American voters?

Seriously. How stupid are American voters?

We'll find out soon...




Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Saturday, June 5, 2010

The Companies That Destroyed America: BP. Goldman Sachs. Countrywide. Lehman Brothers. And yes, the Republican Corporate Whore Asshole Party.




Shame.

Shame on them.

Shame on the voters.

Shame on all Republicans, past, present and future.

You crashed your economy. You polluted your shores. You ruined millions of lives. You brought the country to ruin.

And yet, you're still out there. Lurking. Waiting in the wings, ready to do even more damage, plotting how you can con the fools. Again.

Yes, Americans are this stupid. They let you do it once, and they may very well let you do it again.

Tragic.

Absolutely tragic.

And the rest of us pay the price.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

What happens when you put the country in the hands of Dick Cheney for eight years? Republicans are Assholes, but the voters got what they deserved.


Economic collapse - check.

Illegal and immoral war, designed for war-profiteers like Cheney's Halliburton - check.

The biggest environmental disaster in US history - check.

Enrichment of Wall Street traders and the ultra-rich - check.

Dick Cheney laughing all the way to the bank - check.

Millions of lives destroyed - check.

Shame on you, American voters. Shame a million times over.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Drill Baby Drill. And Republicans are Assholes.



Republicans are assholes.

Don't forget it.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Glenn Beck is a Republican Asshole. No, scratch that. He's just a con man, laughing all the way to the bank

Read the Salon piece, and you'll understand.

Sucker born every minute.

When do we get to win some free money?




Monday, September 21, 2009

Republican Assholes: Untied, Infromed Morans



Don't believe in evolution - check.

Don't believe in the big bang - check.

Don't go to college or university - check.

Comfortable in their cloak of ignorance - check.

Assholes.

Ignorant, uneducated Assholes.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Video of Republican Asshole Bill O'Reilly's award acceptance speech to "value voters" getting interrupted by the cold, hard, sick and twisted truth



"While Bill O'Reilly's wife was pregnant with his child, Mr. O'Reilly was telling a vunerable young woman saying things like "I would be rubbing your *****, I would be rubbing your *****, and then my hand would go down to your ******'. Why is this man here?"

And of course, that was too much for the "value voters" to hear about their conservative values awardee. So they kicked the truth out of the room like a stale falafel, so they could go on pouring that warm an safe stream of Fox News ignorance upon themselves.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

OK, maybe Republicans aren't Assholes. Maybe they're just stupid. And ignorant. And misinformed. And really scary, like this guy.



Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Fox-News-Flamed-Ignorance + White Rage + Busted Economy = ???

Republican Assholes stole Ron Paul's "Tea Party" movement. Republican Assholes stole the Bible's "Jesus" figure. What will they steal next?


WWJD, according to Republican Assholes?

Help the sick? Nope. No way.

Promote businesses and the rich over the poor? Of course! Jesus was all that!

Fight for the rights of the downtrodden, the ostracized, the discriminated, the needy? Nope. No chance.

Passionately care more about your neighbor than yourself? Hell no! Me me me!!!

Launch premeditated, unjustified, pre-emptive wars of choice? F*CK YEAH! KILL THE ARABS!

Love? NO! HATE!!!!

Where is the Christian Left? Because all I see are Republican Asshole Christian Right anti-Jesus-masquerading-as-pro-Jesus dickwads.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

FLASH: THIS JUST IN - REPUBLICANS AREN'T JUST ASSHOLES. THEY'RE BAT-SHIT CRAZY TOWN IDIOT INSANE CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST CULT MEMBER WHACK JOBS

And to think, they were in charge of the United States of America for a few years.

The damage was severe, their party of cult members is now in ruin, but judging from their recent behavior, they're not going anywhere fast.

Except to the gun shop to buy more bullets.

Soon, I'm afraid, very soon, these kinda-funny, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Dick Armey, desperate, corrupt, paranoid and out-of-power looney-tunes won't be so funny anymore.

Be afraid America.

Republican Assholes are going to try to take the country down with their now-dead party.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Republicans are Assholes. And I hope these people don't reproduce.



I blame the American education system.

Producing a nation of ignorant, undereducated, Republican Assholes.