Republicans Are Assholes

John Boehner? Asshole. Mitch McConnell? Asshole. Eric Cantor? Asshole. Mitt Romney? Asshole. Newt Gingrich? Asshole. So here's a little RFK.

2011-12-11T17:56:00.000-08:00

"My faith is that Americans are not an inert people. My conviction is that we are rising as a people to confront the hard challenges of our age-and that we know that the hardest challenges are often those within ourselves.

My confidence is that, as we strive constantly to meet the exacting standard of our national tradition, we will liberate a moral emery within our nation which will transform America's role and America's influence throughout the world-and that upon this release of energy depends the world's hope for peace, freedom and justice everywhere."

Robert F. Kennedy Address, Joint Defense Appeal of the American Jewish Committee and the Anti-Defamation League of B;nai B'rith, Chicago, Illinois, June 21, 1961

A message to Republican and Tea Party Assholes (repost from Nov 2010)

2011-12-04T17:24:00.000-08:00

From HB&HM

You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.

You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate Energy policy and push us to invade Iraq .

You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.

You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.

You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us. You didn't get mad when we spent over 800 billion (and counting) on said illegal war.

You didn't get mad when Bush borrowed more money from foreign sources than the previous 42 Presidents combined.

You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars in cash just disappeared in Iraq .

You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.

You didn't get mad when Bush embraced trade and outsourcing policies that shipped 6 million American jobs out of the country.

You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.

You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden.

You didn't get mad when Bush rang up 10 trillion dollars in combined budget and current account deficits.

You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.

You didn't get mad when we let a major US city, New Orleans drown.

You didn't get mad when we gave people who had more money than they could spend, the filthy rich, over a trillion dollars in taxbreaks. You didn't get mad with the worst 8 years of job creations in several decades.

You didn't get mad when over 200,000 US Citizens lost their lives because they had no health insurance.

You didn't get mad when lack of oversight and regulations from the Bush Administration caused US Citizens to lose 12 trillion dollars in investments, retirement, and home values.

No.....You finally got mad

When a black man was elected President and decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.

Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, job losses by the millions, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, and the worst economic disaster since 1929 are all okay with you, but helping fellow Americans who are sick...Oh, Hell No!!

Newt Gingrich. King of the Assholes. And now the presumptive Republican nominee for President. Bwa ha ha ha! Bwwwaaa haaa ha ha!!!

2011-12-03T06:14:00.001-08:00

Seriously.

No, seriously.

You're f*cking kidding me.

No, you're not kidding?

Seriously.

Bwa ha ha ha!!! Bwaaa ha ha ha ha!!!!

Republicans are Assholes? That was just for starters. Now we know the truth - Republicans are Terrorists

2011-08-01T17:11:00.000-07:00

Do what we say or we'll kill the nation.

We'll destroy the economy.

We'll destroy the credit standing of the United States.

We'll destroy America's image around the world.

Wow.

The Republican Assholes' behavior these past few weeks has been nothing short of treasonous. Their behavior has been un-American. And you know what?

It's not a surprise.

Republicans are a cancer. They are evil, and they must be stopped. Not by Democrats - they're evil and corrupt and nearly as bad. No, the Republican Assholes must be stopped by sane, free-thinking, uncorrupted patriotic Americans, banding together to vote out both parties, especially the party who held this nation hostage, and was fully willing to pull the trigger.

Republicans are Assholes. Economic terrorists who crashed America's economy, and then came minutes away from putting the fatal bullet in our heads.

Andrew Breitbart - having sex with male prostitutes while snorting lines of cocaine?

2011-06-17T18:54:00.001-07:00

Inquiring minds want to know

Oh, yes, 2012 will be fun.

I'm back bitches.

2006 - 2014 - The Death of the Republican Party (while nobody was watching)

2010-10-08T17:55:00.002-07:00

I'll miss the Republicans.

Assholes.

Corrupt lobbyists.

Oilmen.

Military Industrial Complex.

Real Estate Industrial Complex.

Fake Jesus Freaks.

Assholes.

History will be brutal. Fox News will eventually be overtaken. The Democrats will also go away. But oh, the Republicans. Oh, yes, they'll have their special place in political hell.

Enjoy your last hurrah in 2012 Republican Assholes. In the last year where Americans didn't have a real choice. Corrupt incompetent Democrats vs. Republican Assholes. Oh, yes, won't this be fun.

Goodbye Republican Assholes. Hope you enjoyed the run.

Good riddance.

Glenn Beck. Goldline. Scam Artists. Feeding on the Sucker Born Every Minute.

2010-09-23T17:58:00.000-07:00

A good percentage of Americans are dumb.

Always have been. Always will be.

And you can make a bunch of money fooling these stupid people.

Always has been the case. Always will be.

Glenn Beck is a smart guy. Smart like a fox.

Glenn Beck has tapped into stupid America, and he's making a mint.

A mint.

Glenn Beck and Goldline. F*cking America, one idiot at a time.

The Republican Tea Party has no shame. And Glenn Beck?

History will not be kind.

Want gold?

Buy GDX.

Want the truth?

Turn off Glenn Beck and Fox GOP News.

Sucker born every minute.

Assholes.

2010-07-05T11:56:00.001-07:00

Republican Assholes (aka Oil Industry Whores): DRILL BABY DRILL!!! DRILL BABY DRILL!!!

2010-06-20T00:36:00.001-07:00

And this is still a viable political party how?

Yes, a percentage of Americans really are that dumb.

The Republican Asshole Party died today. June 17, 2010. Stick an oily fork in 'em. They're toast.

2010-06-17T11:56:00.001-07:00

Next the people will come with torches and pitchforks. Or make that tar and feathers.

Maybe England will give them amnesty.

We all know now that Republicans are Assholes. That they're corrupt. That they're idiots. But to see one apologize to BP? Oh, man, THAT'S insane

2010-06-17T11:39:00.000-07:00

In some ways I feel sorry for Republicans.

I mean, they have to live with themselves, knowing that they crashed the economy, and ruined millions of lives all over the world.

They have to know by now that they launched an illegal, immoral, reckless and stupid war for oil in Iraq, costing Americans over $1 trillion and leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of innocents.

And now, they're the party that APOLOGIZED TO BRITISH PETROLEUM. After two corrupt oil men seized the White House and led the country to ruin, one of their stooges was stupid enough to APOLOGIZE TO FUCKING BRITISH PETROLEUM, AFTER THE WORST ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER IN US HISTORY.

Yes, Republicans are Assholes. Yes, they're corrupt. Yes, they're brain-dead idiots.

But damn.

Seriously.

Damn.

Americans forgive and forget easily. Hopefully they don't forget so quickly that Republicans are Assholes. And that they led America to ruin.

2010-06-15T13:22:00.000-07:00

Criminals.

Assholes.

Ignorant fools.

Republicans 2.0. Ready to heap even more damage on a clueless world.

Seriously. How stupid are American voters?

Seriously. How stupid are American voters?

We'll find out soon...

FUCK YOU DICK CHENEY. REPUBLICAN ASSHOLE. AND FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO VOTED FOR HIM AND HIS ILK.

2010-06-08T10:59:00.001-07:00

Shame.

Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

The Companies That Destroyed America: BP. Goldman Sachs. Countrywide. Lehman Brothers. And yes, the Republican Corporate Whore Asshole Party.

2010-06-05T07:17:00.001-07:00

Shame.

Shame on them.

Shame on the voters.

Shame on all Republicans, past, present and future.

You crashed your economy. You polluted your shores. You ruined millions of lives. You brought the country to ruin.

And yet, you're still out there. Lurking. Waiting in the wings, ready to do even more damage, plotting how you can con the fools. Again.

Yes, Americans are this stupid. They let you do it once, and they may very well let you do it again.

Tragic.

Absolutely tragic.

And the rest of us pay the price.

What happens when you put the country in the hands of Dick Cheney for eight years? Republicans are Assholes, but the voters got what they deserved.

2010-06-02T11:57:00.000-07:00

Economic collapse - check.

Illegal and immoral war, designed for war-profiteers like Cheney's Halliburton - check.

The biggest environmental disaster in US history - check.

Enrichment of Wall Street traders and the ultra-rich - check.

Dick Cheney laughing all the way to the bank - check.

Millions of lives destroyed - check.

Shame on you, American voters. Shame a million times over.

Drill Baby Drill. And Republicans are Assholes.

2010-05-19T23:23:00.001-07:00

Republicans are assholes.

Don't forget it.

Drill Baby Drill! "You got it, you right wing Republican scum". Unfortunately, you f*cked all Americans. Not just yourselves.

2010-05-02T14:04:00.000-07:00

Glenn Beck is a Republican Asshole. No, scratch that. He's just a con man, laughing all the way to the bank

2009-09-26T22:32:00.000-07:00

Read the Salon piece, and you'll understand.

Sucker born every minute.

When do we get to win some free money?

Republican Assholes: Untied, Infromed Morans

2009-09-21T02:09:00.000-07:00

Don't believe in evolution - check.

Don't believe in the big bang - check.

Don't go to college or university - check.

Comfortable in their cloak of ignorance - check.

Assholes.

Ignorant, uneducated Assholes.

Video of Republican Asshole Bill O'Reilly's award acceptance speech to "value voters" getting interrupted by the cold, hard, sick and twisted truth

2009-09-20T00:05:00.000-07:00

"While Bill O'Reilly's wife was pregnant with his child, Mr. O'Reilly was telling a vunerable young woman saying things like "I would be rubbing your *****, I would be rubbing your *****, and then my hand would go down to your ******'. Why is this man here?"

And of course, that was too much for the "value voters" to hear about their conservative values awardee. So they kicked the truth out of the room like a stale falafel, so they could go on pouring that warm an safe stream of Fox News ignorance upon themselves.

The O'Reilly Tapes | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

OK, maybe Republicans aren't Assholes. Maybe they're just stupid. And ignorant. And misinformed. And really scary, like this guy.

2009-09-19T23:55:00.000-07:00

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Fox-News-Flamed-Ignorance + White Rage + Busted Economy = ???

Republican Assholes stole Ron Paul's "Tea Party" movement. Republican Assholes stole the Bible's "Jesus" figure. What will they steal next?

2009-09-19T01:10:00.001-07:00

WWJD, according to Republican Assholes?

Help the sick? Nope. No way.

Promote businesses and the rich over the poor? Of course! Jesus was all that!

Fight for the rights of the downtrodden, the ostracized, the discriminated, the needy? Nope. No chance.

Passionately care more about your neighbor than yourself? Hell no! Me me me!!!

Launch premeditated, unjustified, pre-emptive wars of choice? F*CK YEAH! KILL THE ARABS!

Love? NO! HATE!!!!

Where is the Christian Left? Because all I see are Republican Asshole Christian Right anti-Jesus-masquerading-as-pro-Jesus dickwads.

FLASH: THIS JUST IN - REPUBLICANS AREN'T JUST ASSHOLES. THEY'RE BAT-SHIT CRAZY TOWN IDIOT INSANE CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST CULT MEMBER WHACK JOBS

2009-09-17T13:38:00.001-07:00

And to think, they were in charge of the United States of America for a few years.

The damage was severe, their party of cult members is now in ruin, but judging from their recent behavior, they're not going anywhere fast.

Except to the gun shop to buy more bullets.

Soon, I'm afraid, very soon, these kinda-funny, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Dick Armey, desperate, corrupt, paranoid and out-of-power looney-tunes won't be so funny anymore.

Be afraid America.

Republican Assholes are going to try to take the country down with their now-dead party.

Republicans are Assholes. And I hope these people don't reproduce.

2009-09-16T13:18:00.000-07:00

I blame the American education system.

Producing a nation of ignorant, undereducated, Republican Assholes.

Fuck Joe Wilson. Fuck Republican Assholes.

2009-09-15T21:14:00.000-07:00

Wilson proved the point that being a Republican Asshole gets you noticed. And also got him over $1 million in donations from fellow GOP Assholes as a reward for his Assholeness.

The result? Expect more Assholeness from the Republicans of course. Assholeness pays after all. Assholeness is in.

Fame. Fortune. Assholeness.

You ain't seen nothin' yet. There are no more adults left in the room for the GOP. Just a bunch of Joe Wilsons.

Assholes.

"They're (Republicans are) assholes" - Van Jones

2009-09-15T20:43:00.000-07:00

No truer words have ever been spoken.

Ever.

I think it's pretty obvious by now. Kanye West must be a Republican. How else could he be the biggest Asshole in the world?

2009-09-14T10:50:00.000-07:00

I think Sean Hannity should name Kanye West an Honorary Republican Asshole, even if he's politically unaffiliated. He's the perfect representation.

The same type of Asshole behavior exhibited by Mr. West is what we see from Mr. Beck, Mr. Hannity, Mr. Boehner, Ms. Coulter, Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Lott, Mr. Armey, Mr. Cheney and all the others.

Ignorant. Hateful. Mean. Assholes.

You can fool some of 'em some of the time. You can fool Fox-News-watching "misinfromed" Republican Assholes, well, all of the time.

2009-09-14T10:32:00.000-07:00

The GOP - a party of ignorant, under-educated, ~~misinfromed~~ misinformed, religious-zealot, bad-speller imbeciles.

Yup. That's a good base. That's a real winning strategy. Nice job Karl Rove.

I don't think they'll go peacefully. The damage may be severe as they slink away. So be careful.

This tide of ignorance and incompetence will now recede, never to return. Sarah Palin and Sean Hannity will now lead their ignorant charges over the final cliff.

Don't stand in their way.

And especially look out for the bad spellers. That's a tell you should recognize every time.

You almost have to feel sorry for Sarah Palin / Rush Limbaugh / Sean Hannity/Fox News Republican Assholes.

2009-09-14T10:07:00.000-07:00

They'll never return to power.

Never.

Watching this orgy of defeated anger and overt racism, you almost have to feel sorry for 'em.

Almost.

Lindsay Graham - Asshole

2009-09-14T00:08:00.000-07:00

Interviewed by Chris Wallace - Asshole. On the network of choice for Assholes - Fox News.

I'm having a tough time trying to come up with a Republican who's NOT an asshole.

2009-09-13T14:27:00.000-07:00

George Bush. Ignorant Asshole.

Dick Cheney. Evil Asshole.

Joe Wilson. Asshole.

Sarah Palin. Major Asshole.

Glenn Beck. Prima Donna Grade A Asshole.

Rush Limbaugh. Self Enriching Asshole.

John Boehner. Straight-Out-of-Central-Casting Asshole.

Dick Armey. Corrupt Piece-of-Shit Asshole.

Ann Coulter. Herpes Asshole.

Sean Hannity. Asshole-of-all-Assholes.

The GOP is full of so many assholes, it's impossible to find one that's not a white, angry, evil, dick-wad of an ass.

Just one.

This may be the most hated political party of all time. An entire party full of assholes. Incompetent. Ignorant. Mean. Angry. Hopeless. Liars. Assholes.

Good riddance.

Message to the Fox News "Tea Partiers": Where where you when Bush passed the Patriot Act? Where where you when he was eroding our civil liberties?"

2009-09-13T00:42:00.000-07:00

"Oh, yeah, that's right, you were right behind him, patting him on the back."

You gotta love Republicans. They say the love the Constitution. They love personal liberties. They love limited government.

And they supported George W. Bush, the most anti-Constitution, anti personal liberty, big-government president in the past 100 years.

Idiots.

Assholes.

Ignorant.

The new face of the KKK

2009-09-12T21:59:00.000-07:00

Get the feeling Fox News is on 24x7 at this house?

Why do all ignorant rednecks look the same?

Gotta feeling this kid ain't heading to Harvard any time soon. Manning the deep fryer is most likely in the cards.

Republicans Are Assholes. Any Questions?

2009-09-12T12:10:00.000-07:00